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The Insane
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| CIA accused of dirty tricks in Afghanistan...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7800549.stm
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The Insane
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| Love is in the air...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7811686.stm
or not as the case may be
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7812875.stm
Would you notice??
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/05/kansas.boy.missing/index.html
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL0910395120080109 |
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The Insane
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| http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7816511.stm
That one really has me puzzled... |
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Bane of Man
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| The winning Walkers crisps flavours are Chilli, okay, Onion Bhaji, interesting, Chocolate, ewww sweet and savoury?, and Cajun Squirrel.... okay thats just so wrong. |
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The Insane
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| Don't forget to include this in your pre-nuptial agreement
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7818751.stm
I gave you my heart but I want my kidney back |
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| http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20090305/tc_nm/us_eyeborg |
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The Insane
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| Imminent change of government in Scotland if they keep this up!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7938282.stm |
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Location: a place of settlement, activity, or residence. | Scottish GPs have voted against a proposal for chocolate to be taxed in the same way as alcohol and cigarettes to tackle increasing levels of obesity.
That's priceless.
People have been lulled into a false sense of security about chocolate
And that is comic genius!
Seriously, if people want to eat themselves to death I say let them. Alcohol and cigarettes are different because they are addictive drugs and harm other people. Food though... Well so what if someone eats too much chocolate? What do I care? But maybe this is because I have been "lulled into a false sense of security about chocolate" and, in fact, am in mortal danger of passive-eating. Or perhaps someone eating chocolate may become dangerously violent at closing time at the local sweet shop.
OK, there's a certain level of immorality about half the world dying of over-eating and the other half dying of starvation but the irony of thinking a solution is to tax chocolate is hilarious. I just don't get what the obession is lately with "tackling obesity". Why? Who cares? Surely we can think of better things to be tackling. Global warming, the fact that we're running out of oil and everything from the internet to a slice of bread relies on it, cancer, homelessness, poverty, aids... Can we tackle those instead of hassling people for eating chocolate? |
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| Ah, but you fail to understand the addictive properties of chocolate and what some chocoholics will do if they don't get some... now! So gimme back my easter eggs before all hell breaks loose in the divide! I mean it! I do! |
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The Insane
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| Maybe they should've written it down...
http://www.sundayherald.com/news/heraldnews/display.var.2494129.0.h...
Taking DIY too far (WARNING THIS NEWS ITEM IS NOT FOR THOSE OF A SQUEAMISH NATURE)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/
Presidential snacks...?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,612684,00.html
Got the munchies?, time to go shopping but get something healthy...
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=6699602
Edited by Gollumlad 2009-03-17 2:00 PM
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The Insane
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| Hold it in...
http://www.theledger.com/article/20090318/NEWS/903185043/1410?Title...
Pulleth out the holy pin...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1163217/Now-completely-diff... |
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The Insane
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| It's a matter of national pride -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7973747.stm |
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Location: a place of settlement, activity, or residence. | Sometimes I wonder why mankind isn't exploring space. Stories like that help to explain it. |
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The Insane
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| Jinxeth - 2009-04-01 12:58 AM
Sometimes I wonder why mankind isn't exploring space. Stories like that help to explain it.
To boldly go where no man has gone before? 
Depressing though isn't it
Edited by Gollumlad 2009-04-03 4:37 PM
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The Insane
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| Six times longer sex???
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7987061.stm
But like most things, when you get down to cases it's not quite as impressive as it claims...
"...extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes, trials showed"
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| I vant to rob your bank!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090409/tod-dracula-bandit-gets-20-yr-... |
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The Insane
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| http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7999909.stm
Well it makes a change from Man bites Dog! |
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The Insane
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| It must be the start of the silly season, nothing for ages and now these
I want to know what sort of rides they had...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8054893.stm
Is that a gun in your pocket?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8054448.stm
Edited by Gollumlad 2009-05-18 8:26 AM
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The Insane
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| Why is it important to keep an eye on your kids on the internet??
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8063769.stm |
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The Insane
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| Breeding like rabbits?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090617/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_bunny_lady
Don't look up
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2488204/House-hit-by-froz...
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The Insane
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| Oh dear what can the matter be...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/28/toilet_trauma/ |
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| http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090728/thl-soft-toys-flu-risk-schools...
Lets just shove kids in sterile bubbles til its all over. |
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The Insane
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| Don't make any fat jokes - they're packing heat
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090808/tod-obese-texas-man-hides-gun-...
The pussy did it...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/
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| The first one is so gross |
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